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If life gives you...

You save money on mothballs.

If life gave you an acute sense of smell - - -
 
Get the same job as a police dog and bust drug dealers for a living.

If life gives you the most compatible with you person on earth...
 
Tell them you love them!

If life give you itchy feet...
 
...itch your nose instead to teach them a lesson.

If life gives a moldy half eaten sandwich...
 
name it Lucifer, give it steroids, give it to an unsuspecting cat lover, and watch the hilarity ensue.


If life gives you a unreliable USB hub...
 
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build a ski park.

If life tells you that you are small but have no idea how large you really are....
 
tell life to stop consuming new age stuff.

If life gives you an incompetent boss at work.......
 
either put them in their place or find a new job.

If life gives you a sunny cool day....
 
go for a walk

if live gives you a throbbing headache...
 
Pop 2 advil, chase it with a cola, and put a cold compress on your neck.

If life gives you a sunny day...
 
you hope that it also gives you a sunny day.

If life gives you a nice smile...
 
you use it to charm and manipulate your way into power.

If life gives you nothing...
 
..you make something out of it

If life gives you a dead fish...
 
feed it to your dog - they'll love you forever.

(for the lulz:
[video=youtube;g8ufRnf2Exc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8ufRnf2Exc[/video] )

when life gives you a poor night's sleep....
 
Stop fighting the insomnia and take the precious quiet hours for yourself.

If life gives you a longing for something more...
 
you should feel blessed and alive.

If life gives you a great moment or two
 
freeze it in your memory

If life gives you a blank piece of paper...
 
...write your story and share it

If life gives you sour grapes...
 
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