If life gives you...

[just me]

If life gives you a sealed envelope, imagine what you would like it to include before opening it.

If life gives you ambivalence,

 

[TinyBubbles]

pick a side, any side

If life gives you batman

 

[La Sagna]

...use him as your play toy (that's what I would do)

If life gives you a sinking boat...

 

[Sriracha]

... jump like a rat.

If life gives you an alien next to your bed ....

 

[Shaqie]

... sell it overprice, buy more beds on discount afterwards, sell them overprice as well, and so on (not that it will work as I have said it)

If life gives you a raging nerd ...

 

[Eventhorizon]

Extract relevant information and release them.

If life gives you old age

 

[Delta]

If life gives you old age, despair only if you have a poor dvd collection.

If life gives you access to the moon and the stars..

 

[missjayjay]

If life gives you access to the moon and the stars, then why are you on earth?

If life gives you an elephant..................

 

[Delta]

If life gives you an elephant, tend to it well as in these days of ebola scares you may need to drink from it's dung one day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsUvLzczItI

If life gives you two perfectly functioning vaginas and no hands.

 

[Nelah]

Find a fantastic man with two perfectly functioning gorgeous penises to make love to!! How cool would that be?

If life gives you one humungous pumpkin...

 

[Shaqie]

Make a curious image of Jeasus, that would appear as if it is natural made, afterwards I will put it on Ebay.
PS: I am so Evil!

If life gives you no ideas ...

 

[Delta]

If life gives you no ideas, enjoy the freedom and go roll down a hill.

If life gives you a mental illness...

 

[flower]

It makes you sorrowful. ;_;

If life gives you green hair...

 

[Delta]

Yay! New outfits!

If life gives you 5 minutes with an ancestor...

 

[CantabileNormal]

... Put them in a freezer so they live longer?

If life gives you two lives...

 

[apemon]

It'll be easier to live divided.

If life urges you to be fruitful and multiply - - -

 

[TinyBubbles]

then for the love of god don't join a nudist colony

If life gives you a black and white cat

 

[La Sagna]

...get a matching coat

If life gives you a pile of rocks...

 

[Delta]

Make a super cute garden arrangement and enjoy it, (love my garden)

If life gives you glasses which can see through clothing to bare sumptuous flesh.

 

[TinyBubbles]

Wear them in a nudist colony

if life gives you shiny red hair