How are Germans different from Americans?

[Barnabas]

I'm Jewish.

and here all along I thought you were a semi-sentient pug, show me for making an assumption.

 

[88chaz88]

A Jewish semi-sentient pug.

 

[Barnabas]

A Jewish semi-sentient pug.

 

[Poetic Justice]

Do you realise that by dating a German you will likely be subjected to the cruel and unusual punishment of listening to the Hoff.

This would be a deal breaker for me

 

[the]

I'm Jewish.

Jokes on you then. Ba dum ching!

 

[Faye]

Germans like sauerkraut, and Americans cannot spell sauerkraut.

 

[Nixie]

Do you realise that by dating a German you will likely be subjected to the cruel and unusual punishment of listening to the Hoff.

This would be a deal breaker for me

Okay, sucks that you actually called him The Hoff so you lose brownie points but gave me a good giggle.

Sorry, don't know any Germans really well other than one of my doctors whom I changed because I couldn't stand her...

 

[the]

FYI if you havent moved in on asking her out, its too late.

 

[Hyuri]

I thought Hyuri was a girl.

Did I say I wasn't?

 

[Hyuri]

FYI if you havent moved in on asking her out, its too late.

I prefer not to ask people out over the phone or any other social media framework. Next time we see each other I'll ask her out.

 

[christmas]

sausage

/got nothing

 

[88chaz88]

Jokes on you then. Ba dum ching!

Not really since the Germans haven't done anything to me.