Ok ok, my turn! I had this dream the other night that I was walking down a dark lonely road and came upon a bunch of street thugs that wanted to start a fight with me. I wasn't scared but one guy came up and grabbed my by my shirt and pants by my crotch and just tossed my up into the sky. I was flailing my arms up and down and frightened of the fall because I could feel the gravity pull me down. Then right before I started to descend I realized that this must be a dream and if I hit the ground and let the fear of falling over take me then I'm going to wake up. So I somehow slowed down the fall so I could safely land on my feet. I then looked the bully in the eye and he was shocked to see me land without a scratch on me, and I punched him right in the face. Then the other bullies started to step toward me and I went all Bruce Lee on them..."Everybody body was Kung Foo Fighteeeeiiing"! I kicked everyone's butt and then started to run down the block away from them before they came to.
Anyway, as I proceeded I saw a handful of priests gathering outside of a church. They looked distraught and afraid so I came up and asked them what had happened. One of them with tears in his eyes, pointed to the doorway to the church and said, "in there lies Satan, he has taken over the church and we cannot defeat him, please will you help us?" I responded to say "I will do what I can, show me the way". He led me over to this doorway that had led to a basement of the church. As I walked down the corridor all along the walls stood these concubines who were trying to seduce me. It was so temping, I nearly found myself forgetting all about the mission and running off with them but somehow found the strength to push them off and persevere.
As I eventually made my way down the hall and to the end of this pathway, I found the room where Satan had taken over. There stood a bunch of priests and nuns, confused and scared to go inside. "This is the library, Satan has taken this room from us and won't leave, please will you help us" asked one of the nuns. "Yes of course but you must follow me" I had exclaimed. And so they did follow me in. And now the battle was about to begin. As I and the brethren of the church entered the room, we started to form a line around the entire perimeter of a long wall to wall rug that laid in the middle of this room. There in the middle of the room at the altar stood an old man, sort of looked like Ebenezer Scrooge, this was him, Satan in human form. "So what are you going to do about this?" he asked me.
I then approached and stood dead center of the room, held up my right hand with palm open at above my head, I turned to my brothers and sisters and said, "All you need is faith, you've got to reach down into the Earth's core like this". I get on one knee and plow my fist right into the ground and start screaming as loud as I can. I start to slowly get up off of my knees and in a screaming voice say, "and reach deep into your hearts and have faith my brothers and sisters", I'm screaming as loud as the heavens now. "We will defeat all evil, you have to have faith, you have to believe it with all your heart and soul!" As I am screaming this chant as loud as imaginable, like Goku going Super Saiyan, I'm now in a standing position and I crouch into a horse stance a little, both my hands are up extended in front of me but to the sides and I am forming the shape of a blade with my palms.
I turn my palms toward the sky and a beam of golden light hits both of my palms, I then turn them outward toward the priests and nuns which now deflects the light to them. They become energized with this glow. "Help me brothers and sisters" I say as I now start to turn my palms toward the alter where Satan stands. The priests and nuns start to believe to and with this glow they extend their arms and re-direct the energy coming from above, through me and through them toward Satan. It is as if God is empowering us all to defeat Satan. Then all of a sudden we see him start to reduce and weaken. He then simply walks off of the alter and says "very good but I live to fight another day, farewell", and he takes off.
All in the room look at me with relief but still scared. I leave the room and many people in the hall pat me on the back as I ascend back to the street. Dream ends but I wake up feeling completely liberated and enlightened. I have not been the same since.
