Let's see.
1. Start with being dipped in a giant bowl of goody-gumdrops icecream. I bet that'd feel good. Cool and refreshing.
2. Cover me with sprinkles.
3. Then I'd like a pony ride.
4. Wash clean in a swimming pool.
5. Next I'll have a gin and tonic - Bombay Sapphire with ice and a dash of lemon.
6. While I'm having my drink, someone can rub my neck and give my hair a quick trim, for added crispness.
7. Surround me with orange blossom aromatics.
8. Apply strawberry flavoured lip gloss.
9. Then I'd re-enact the kiss between Mary Jane and Spiderman, upside down and in the pouring rain. I'd be Mary Jane.
10. Home to curl up in my favourite blanket and read my book which still smells like new paper.
Yes please.