Corrupt a Wish...

[Artisan]

Granted, but they are bright yellow with graphics of Donald Trump's face all over them.

I wish for a maid.

You get Donald Trump dressed as one.

I wish for reincarnation after death

 

[INFJ16]

You get Donald Trump dressed as one.

I wish for reincarnation after death

(Well I should not have pictured that.)


Granted. You come back as a fruit fly (maybe the karma system is broken?).

I wish I could never get sick again.

 

[Scientia]

Granted but all of your loved ones suffer the sicknesses you would have had.

I wish I could run away to a deserted island for a week.

 

[Flavus Aquila]

Granted but all of your loved ones suffer the sicknesses you would have had.

I wish I could run away to a deserted island for a week.

Granted, but there's no drinkable water or food and you die of dehydration after three days of sunburn torture.

I wish the chat area had the perfect DJ.

 

[Scientia]

Granted, but there's no drinkable water or food and you die of dehydration after three days of sunburn torture.

I wish the chat area had the perfect DJ.

How dare you kill me on my island! Hmpf!

Granted but the DJ only plays for five minutes a week and the rest of the time it's all disco.

I wish we all could move humanity toward evolution.

 

[Artisan]

I wish we all could move humanity toward evolution.

Humanity evolves into fat spineless couch potatoes that require robotic assistance to even make it as far as the toilet.

I wish that no wish would ever be a monkeys paw.