Corrupt a Wish...

Granted! But you get hit by a plane and we write about it in the "Kill the last poster" thread.

I wish I was sleeping.

 

Granted! But you get stuck pre-oxygenated atmosphere days.

I wish I had 100 more wishes.

 

Granted but your genie only has the capability to grant one. That's like telling a cook to make a kitchen.

I wish I was in Disneyland.

 

Granted! But you would also take in all the other gunk in addition to oxygen. That not only means random plant and sea life, but sand, raw wriggly fish, digestive waste, and loads of oil if you happen to be swimming anywhere near the Mexican gulf.

I wish I could adjust adjust time in my life.

 

Granted! But every time you decide to skip something your time adjuster remembers it and skips it from then on. Skip an argument? Every heated discussion is then passed over.

I wish I had an ice cream cone.

 

Granted! But you'd have to throw it out for not sharing.

I wish I was asleep right now.

 

Granted! But you never wake up.

I wish my ice cream cone didn't get thrown away.

 

But your ice cream cone was laced with methamphetamines so you are now tweeking out.

I wish I could find true love.

 

Granted! You marry your favorite rock, and have a very loving relationship until your divorce a few years later.

I wish I could talk to animals.

 

granted but you can no longer talk to people

i wish i had a golden airplane

 

Granted! But you only got it because you're king midas, and everything you have is gold.

I wish I could remember my dreams.

 

granted but you forget how to wake up

wish i could see into the future

 

granted but only 5 seconds into the future

wish i could move at warp speed

 

Granted! But you can no longer remember the past.

I wish my hair was longer.

 

Now you can't slow down.

 

Granted but you are no longer in it!
I wish I could knit myself a sweater.

 

What is it with you INTPs and me never waking up?! Sheesh.

*stops derailing thread*