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  1. Shai Gar

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    Has these features.

    80 - 120dB range
    Bed Shaker Unit
    Controls for bedroom lights
    Inbuilt Strobe Lights
    15" LCD screen
    5Gig music media storage
    Choice of media file for alarm.
    USB connection
    24H Format, with seconds.
    Option to set alarms at different times throughout the week

    Midnight Alarm Example.



    00:00:00 Alarm goes on immediately (80dB)
    00:00:00 Bedroom Lights go on immediately
    00:00:40 Alarm goes to 100dB
    00:00:50 Bedroom Lights turn off
    00:01:00 Strobe Lights turn on
    00:01:20 Alarm goes up to 120dB

    Alarm can only be turned off by:
    • Alarm sends out an SMS to your mobile at 23:55:00, 23:56:00, 23:57:00, 23:58:00, 23:59:00 with a simple arithmetic problem. Send back the solution and it doesn't turn on.
    • It displays a simple arithmetic problem onscreen, and you have to enter in the answer by the attached keypad to turn it off.
     
    #1 Shai Gar, Nov 17, 2009
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    This isn't what you asked for but I figured you liked pink and you liked mosques. Then I thought perhaps this is your true dream clock and not that materialistic description you have up top.

    You see what friends do for each other? You should honor me with your life and prepare to build a large triangular structure in my name.
     
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    hahaha
     
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    I WANT THAT CLOCK!!!!! LOL. :D
     
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    Shai Gar

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    Dude, seriously?

    If my clocks outside was pink and was covered in fairies and butterflies, I'd not mind.
    Just so long as it had those functions.
     
    #5 Shai Gar, Nov 17, 2009
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    Id' probably still sleep through it, unfortunately.
     
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    And... it's got to have enough sound to reach the neighbors!
     
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    Shai Gar

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    98dB is a jackhammer...
     
    #8 Shai Gar, Nov 17, 2009
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    So is my penis, what is your point Shai? Spit it out! You already got the clock you asked for.
     
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    Shai Gar

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    looks analogue, not digital.
     
    #10 Shai Gar, Nov 17, 2009
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    I have a mosque clock like that, in white. It chants.
     
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    I have an ENTP friend who frequently sleeps through all 4 of his alarms. It's a mystery to me how he can do that.

    Right now, he's unemployed. I seriously worry about when he does get a job - will he be able to wake up for work... :m131:
     
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    I've actually slept through the burglar alarm at the house next door going off. It became part of my dream. I only woke up when it stopped. So I'm not sure if this would do me any good.

    They need to develop an alarm clock that dumps buckets of ice water on you if you press snooze more than once. To the laboratory!
     
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    I'm pretty sure I really want that. Only in periwinkle.
     
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    this clock screems seizure(hope I spelt that right)
     
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    nope, seizures only happen with strobe lights under certain conditions.

    Obviously you'd put a warning on the label.
     
    #16 Shai Gar, Dec 4, 2009
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    I would hate to sleep if I had this alarm.

    It sounds better for raving imo. Can it give me some ecstasy, too?
     
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    #17 midnightmelody, Dec 4, 2009
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    if you attach a vibrator, don't see why not.
     
    #18 Shai Gar, Dec 4, 2009
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    Pretty sure this would wake people up better than the strobe light.
     
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    #19 midnightmelody, Dec 4, 2009
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    so a butterfly strap, with a timer?
     
    #20 Shai Gar, Dec 4, 2009
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