Dolphin Dave, in the meanwhile began plotting to take over Atlantis with the help of the exceptionally organized hammerhead legions in exchange for his tsunami protocols.
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His Tsunami Protocols carefully outlined an evil plot hatched by a secret group of canabalistic pedophilic meteorologists who had, generations ago, started seeping massive amounts of carbon dioxide into the upper stratosphere with the intent of killing off the vast majority of human beings by overheating the planet.
The puny humans cowered in fear as Dolphin Dave and his killer Hammerheads squared off against the Super Mutant Mosquitos
suddenly [MENTION=1939]Stu[/MENTION] showed up sky disc blazing and fired out an energy wave that beamed all of the mutated mosquitos into outer space and saved the few cowering remaining humans from utter extinction.
(so that's what it was for!) :lol:
(so that's what it was for!) :lol:
it was beautiful, imbued with great harmonic powers of the universe, each star stitched with indigo thread over cloth of gold.
As the years rolled by and the seasons waxed and waned like the swinging of a great cosmic pendulum, the magical cape began to lose its lustre, to wear away like the inevitable passing of youthful vigour and as the once untouchable sadies powers began to fade along side it, her old nemesis began to stalk her once again, like a vulture circling a starving man in the wilderness
Little did she know, the original owner of the cape was her secret nemesis all along and as [MENTION=1939]Stu[/MENTION] revealed himself in all his demonic glory, eyes blazing with manic fury and cape wrapped around him like a vampire bats wings, he began laughing uncontrollably at the hapless Sadie
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Each booming peal of laughter shook entire civilisations to their very foundations, as once proud palaces crumbled and dissolved into subatomic dust.
From that dust, a new species was born, one of infinite compassion and beauty, and the first two members of this new race were called Chelsea and Mike.
Among the INTs there arose one especially powerful and wise individual, who was able to influence the very fabric of matter through his thoughts.