She taught them to fill their holes and showed them many wondrous objects which she insisted would fit inside
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The queue for the wondrous objects stretched for a mile down the street and word soon spread to the pope who began to become curious as to what the big deal was
again, horrified by the less than serendipitous results begotten of their acquaintanceship, the pope and the dalai lama again conferred and chose to make amends and part ways forever lest more woe be imparted unto the world
Suddenly and without warning a thunderous boom shook the ground, the clouds parted and a giant hand reached down from the sky and pointed an accusatory finger at the donut eating patrons
A giant, badly drawn foot came crashing down and squished all but one of them
The greek gods suggested playing a game of twister but everyone pretended to have a headache so they could get out of it
They realised that regardless of the arbitrary starting position they had been handed in the great game, be it pawn, rook or king, all choices were available to them and they could move however they wanted if they only believed
The greek gods crushed them for their temerity, fearing their tenuous grasp on power slipping from their greedy hands