Congratulations, you are scotch! Frank Sinatra would approve! Single malt or blend, neat or on the rocks. It doesn't matter. Those Scottish people know how to make a good liquor. FREEEEEEEEDOM!
Congratulations, you are beer! Whether it's swill like Keystone Light or some of the best like Samuel Adams or even that foreign stuff like Heineken, you want your alcohol sudsy and served in a mug. And let's face.....beer is Merica, bitches!
Congratulations, you are scotch! Frank Sinatra would approve! Single malt or blend, neat or on the rocks. It doesn't matter. Those Scottish people know how to make a good liquor. FREEEEEEEEDOM!