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  1. Shai Gar

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    1. Remove your laptop from the briefcase;
    2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully:
    3. Turn it on, as well as the sound;
    4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking;
    5. Access the Internet;
    6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven:
    7. Take a deep breath and open the site: myit-media.de/the_end.html
    8. Observe the facial expression of the passenger seating next to you.Have a good trip!
     
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    That is fucking hilarious!
     
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    Oh Shit Shai! I laughed till I cried!
     
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    I thought the title said "What to do in a fight when you have an annoying passenger sitting next to you ..."

    On a flight however...

    1. Look at them kinda cross eyed.
    2. In a deep inhuman voice, say "I need a new host body."
    3. Keep staring, kinda cross eyed.

    Or, if you prefer as an alternative...

    2a. In a very normal voice say, "This'll be the first flight I've ever survived if we make it."
     
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    #4 VH, Jan 28, 2010
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    Show them picture from your wife's last trip to the gynocologist.
     
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    HADOKEN!

    Oh, flight. Probably pump up my iPod and do my best to disappear. Or order a large number of drinks. The bathroom is always a safe bet, right?
     
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    Talk to them.
    A lot.
    Turn the tables.
     
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    I argue with my other personalities. I get plenty of space on the plane, usually the arguments get heated.
     
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    This is hilarious! Everything is worth exploring as a remedy for annoying people in an 11 hours long flight. :)
     
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    Hahaha that is great. I would like to see some photos of people doing this and their victims expressions!
     
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    Uh, I like the music :p

    Makes me want to go to Turkey
     
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    bwaahhahaha! thats awesome!

    mostly I would try to turn the tables and annoy them...Talk so fast they cant get a word in...
     
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    LOLOL. This is so perfect. I should've sent this to my step sister when she was on a plane to Kentucky!
     
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    Haha you bastard :p
     
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    excellent i like i like!
     
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    X3 lawlz I wish I had this before <3 ty shai
     
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