What about a 'pooping at your date's house' protocol?
Another rule? If your date says this my first time I've been on a date in a while, don't say "really? Well I've been on so many dates, I can't imagine not going out with someone every week." Lol
LOL!
Another rule - If you are a heterosexual man on a first date with a heterosexual woman, do not say "I made my last girlfriend turn to women after me". This is likely to not go over well...especially if you don't laugh when she says "That's crazy! All my exes turn to women after me too!"
.....he just looked at me like I was crazy....there wasn't a second date.
I say if the date is going bad to fire all weapons.
Armpits are heaven! *sigh* If you've never had your armpit tongue swabbed when you were, um, close, you're missing out!Exactly. Don't be afraid to tell them the details of your vagina or armpit shaving process!
Armpits are heaven! *sigh* If you've never had your armpit tongue swabbed when you were, um, close, you're missing out!
Besides, coming away from your lover with a face full of girly pheromones is about the coolest thing ever. =)
Girly pheromone addiction... Can't help myself. =)...I am speechless but I applaud your weirdness.
I'm totally into armpit sniffing but I stop at licking it.
My bf farts when I fart in order to make me feel less ashamed. I never even have to ask him. I'm a lucky girl.
I've been told that I shouldn't talk about cats on a first date.....I don't know why!