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Unenlightening Right Answer Game

Want.

Why am I always awake?
 
in some ways.

does time slow down when we're asleep?
 
Yes - for objects undergoing acceleration. But that has nothing to do with our sleep.

Do monkeys feel love like we do?
 
You have the right equipment and the right conditions.

Why does earth have so many volcanos?
 
To kill the dinosaurs.

How did we come into existence?
 
Because kidneys are used for filtration.

What will be the fall of Batman?
 
Each time the pope dies a new one gets elected.

Will computers take over the world?
 
Not if they are running Microsoft.

What biological purpose is served by the shedding of tears when one is upset?
 
^ debris from the surface of your eyes gets washed off. the salt also prevents bacterial infections.

what is the biological purpose of kissing?
 
although its biological function is not very well discovered yet, kissing do has some health benefits. Affection in general has stress-reducing effects. Kissing in particular has been studied in a controlled experiment: increasing the frequency of kissing in marital and cohabiting relationships was found to result in a reduction of perceived stress, an increase in relationship satisfaction, and a lowering of cholesterol levels.

why does the electricity companies tell us how to use less electricity?
 
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Because they were tired of the hippies on their front yard.

Why is Canada so AWESOME?
 
Because it is so uninhabited.

Do whales like the water? (They're kind of stuck there).
 
Because it is so uninhabited.

Do whales like the water? (They're kind of stuck there).

Thats for them to know and for you to find out. (Although I wouldn't advise fishing for answers from them.)

When isn't honesty the best policy?
 
When remaining silent is an option.

Why hasn't photography killed the art of portrait painting?