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  1. Shai Gar

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    the rules are that you have to answer with a response that is accurate, but does not convey any enlightenment as to your query. you must also, after answering you've gotta ask a question.

    like the other game, but opposite.




    Why do monkeys have tails?
     
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    Give an example, Shai.

    I'm afraid to do it wrong. In case there's a trap door. With crocs underneath. Or worse.
     
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    Shai Gar

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    Q. Why do monkeys have tails?
    A. Because they have not evolved to the point where they're no longer necessary.
    Q. Why are people so afraid of zombies?
     
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    Bcuz dey eatses owr braynzes? An we likes owr braynzes?

    *look down quickly for trap door openage*

    Why is it so hard for us all to understand each other?
     
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    Because if we did, it wouldn't be so hard to understand each other.

    Why aren't outie belly buttons as popular as innies?
     
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    I don't know. I think outies are cute.

    Why do so many people hate spiders?
     
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    We fear the unknown of what happens when we lose sight of the spider.

    Why do extroverts have to be so loud?
     
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    Because noone ever turns the music down

    Why does my practical geometry get a lot better when i've been awake more than 19 hours?
     
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    Your eyes become more foveal (if thats possible), maybe you inert denfence mechanisms becomes stimulated due to lack of sleep? (I have never been awake that long)

    Why do old people fascinate me?
     
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    Because they probably know more than you do.

    Why are the monkey emoticons so cute?
     
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    They just are.

    Why cant people be straight forward?
     
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    Because they are either idiot control freaks or they don't want to lie.

    Why do I get so tired before 9 pm everyday?
     
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    stress?

    why cant I sleep in the art building? :/
     
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    It's against their policies. If they make you an exception, they'll have to let EVERYONE sleep in!
    Why do I hate mondays? :m080:
     
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    Because it all starts again.

    How big is the sea?
     
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    That depends. Are you on the shoreline looking out, or on a ship, looking back?

    How do you know if you've found peace?
     
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    How do you know if you've found peace?

    You don't find peace you create it...

    Why does shai seem to rub everyone rye?


    Side note. It just seems that way to me with all the under lying prodding he collects lol I think he is pretty :m112:
     
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    because he says things others don't like

    why do i HAVE to put pants on just to go to the shops :m103:?
     
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    Because your twig and berries will get chapped..lol

    I just had to sorry...:m130:

    I will leave the question for the next person...
     
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    Why did someone coin the word and concept of "impossible"?
     
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