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    Article 1: Bro's before Ho's
    Article 2: A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are doing it
    Article 3: If a Bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when full-grown
    Article 4: A Bro never divulges the existence of the Bro Code to a woman. It is a sacred document not to be shared with chicks for any reason...no not even that reason.
    Article 5: Whether he cares about sports or not, a Bro cares about sports.


    Amendments
    1. A Bro is entitled to have sex with his Bro's ex if she initiates it, if she is really hot, or his Bro is out of town or in a different room.
    1. If a Bro writes and directs a trilogy of awesome space-themed sagas that define a generation's childhood, he is forbidden from later tarnishing that legacy by crapping out a prequel trilogy that forces Bros to specify "Episodes 4 to 6" or "the real trilogy" when referencing what was once a perfect series of movies, regardless of how anyone feels about Ewoks.
    1. Should a Bro become aware that his Bro has a really hot sister (a nine or higher), she is no longer protected under Article 19: A Bro shall not sleep with another Bro's sister. That said, a Bro should reevaluate if the sister kind of resembles his Bro in a wig.
    1. A Bro shall never turn away a Bro who shows up uninvited at his door with a box of porn.
    1. If your Bro finds himself living with a chick, it is no longer acceptable for you to show up univited at his door with a box of porn.
    1. A Bro may toss the Bro Code out the window if Scandinavian twins are involved in any capacity.
    A Bro is allowed to play air guitar, provided that the air guitar is made of plastic and connected to a video game system.

    You can find a compilation on facebook.
    http://www.facebook.com/group.php?v=info&gid=13478403596

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    Bro, you just got iced!
     
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    You have been found in violation of the Bro Code Article 4. All your bro rights have been barred until trial by Last Man Eats It.
     
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    I invoke the powers of the woman card.
    It does somthing... probably.
     
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    I think very little of men who would follow this code.

    But I think that you're probably parodying it in such a way as to show how ridiculous it really is in practice, though it sounds good to many in theory.

    It's sort of funny, and sort of sad at the same time.
     
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    Sadly, too many people seem to follow this one seriously.
     
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    " the code" is old. the number one rule is "break the code for love (or some erotic facsimile)"


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    Clearly we can all learn from article 3.
     
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    hey bro..by posting up you're violating article 4 ;) :m192:

    HAHAHAHA then again, the girls here wont share any of this with their friends right? *cocks shotgun* :m027:
     
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    What does bro stand for?


    I think it's only appropriate for it to be an acronym..
     
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    Merci! Merci! Monsieur!!
     
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    In all honesty, I approve of the bro code mostly. It's actually a really good way of promoting respect amongst your friends and as I see it, anyone close to me gets entitled to bro-dom in my world.

    Article 3-5 is actually bullshit.

    As for #2, doing stupid things is fun, can't see anything wrong with it.
     
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    Seriously, y'all forget. There are no girls on the internet. Just guys pretending to be chicks, and guys who don't see the point in trying to fool anyone.
     
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