I'm confessing right now! What do you mean. I fully admit it... we Illuminati-Freemasons-UFO-Bigfeet people exist. We eat the blood and bone of human children. The truth is that we are extra dimensional beings from Dimension X. You know of Dimension X, they used it in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as a place where General Krang came from...
We slip these little hidden confessions in from time to time, like the dollar bill eyeball, or the pictures of Washington wearing a loin girdle. The whole Krang/DImension X thing is truth, only instead of being a cartoon Dimension X is where we do hail from and Krang is actually the title of the head Leader of our peoples. It was there in front of you the whole time!
the turtles themselves represent the 4 pillars of humanity that must topple before we can completely consume your species.
1. Michelangelo = Hope and Freedom.
2. Leonardo = Courage and Integrity.
3. Donatello = ingenuity and intellect
4. Raphael = passion and emotional fortitude.
1, 2, and 4 are obviously already toppled, we are leaving 3 around because we think its quaint to watch you kill each other with better and better weapons.