Jelly vs jam

[Wyote]

Americans be like

 

[BritNi]

Jelly is so much harder to spread. It tears the bread up. It isn't smooth because of all that gelatin/pectin.

 

[JamieUK92]

I’m severely outnumbered here...
@Deleted member 16771 help a brother out

 

[BritNi]

Americans be like

Oh my mayonnaise. That's effing gross. Lol.

 

[BritNi]

I’m severely outnumbered here...
@Deleted member 16771 help a brother out

Oh man...

We shall prepare to be schooled.

 

[BritNi]

On that note: what's your favorite flavor jam? (Everyone)?

 

[JennyDaniella]

Yussss!!! I vote preserves too.
What say you. Jen-Jen? @JennyDaniella

Damn.

I thought you were on our side over here. Lol.

Hahahahahaha! I kid I kid

Preservatives it is! XD

 

[JamieUK92]

http://www.purejam.com/History_of_Jam.htm

 

[Wyote]

I’m severely outnumbered here...
@Deleted member 16771 help a brother out

No one can save you from mayonnaise

 

[BritNi]

Jelly is a barely spreadable fruit crap

Jam is an easily spreadable fruit crap with more fruit than jelly

Preserves is an equally (to jam) spreadable fruit crap with bigger chunks of fruit

Jello is not spreadable. It is crap. Unless it's in cake.

Preach!

 

[JamieUK92]

We wrote the first book on jam making! We know what jam is bruh

 

[Wyote]

On that note: what's your favorite flavor jam? (Everyone)?

Crack in a jar

 

[JennyDaniella]

On that note: what's your favorite flavor jam? (Everyone)?

Undecided between grape and raspberry! Strawberry is okay!

 

[BritNi]

Hahahahahaha! I kid I kid

Preservatives it is! XD

Yaaaaayyyyyy!!!! *hug*hug*hug*

 

[BritNi]

Peach and Cherry are mine. ☆☆☆

 

[BritNi]

Crack in a jar

You and your citrus.

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

We wrote the first book on jam making! We know what jam is bruh

Karl benz invented the first automobile but he doesn't know shit about cars

 

[BritNi]

Ok well jelly is northern jam and your jam is oxford jam. Fuck! Why did I create this thread

Right!

...cause, you were obviously in distress.

 

[Wyote]

Karl benz invented the first automobile but he doesn't know shit about cars

lmfaooo

 

[Deleted member 16771]

I’m severely outnumbered here...
@Deleted member 16771 help a brother out

Oh man...

We shall prepare to be schooled.

Well, as a fellow Jamie, and thus having been called 'Jammie' for half of my life, I can tell you that the answer to this question is remarkably important to both my and Jamie's self worth and intrinsic value as human beings.

Henceforth, when the word 'jam' is invoked, we are all to immediately bring to mind the following image:

A jar, lovingly sealed with one of those red and white cloths, and a metal lid, enclosing a sweetened preserve of European summer fruits, stored in an oak-lined pantry in a cottage nestled in the lightly wooded, rolling green hills of somewhere in England or France. Somewhere else in this cottage are the people who made this jar of wondrous delight - probably an elderly couple who are still as in love now as they were sixty years ago on their wedding night, and several years before that when they met at the local town fayre. They still hold hands when they sit together in their cozy living room, admiring how content their loyal border collie looks as he sleeps off the day beside a coal-fed fire.

That's jam.

I don't know what the fuck 'jelly' is supposed to be.