No, I wouldn't kill a dog for money. I would kill all dogs for free, perhaps, if they were already all rounded up and all I had to do was punch a button. But there's no way you could pay me to do it. I really don't like the noises they make at night. How many nights have I lain awake with barking dogs in the background? There's not much I would do for money. Perhaps I would raise problematic questions about the money you're giving me. I think it's wrong now to kill a dog, because of animal rights laws. I do think animals deserve rights. I even think rivers deserve rights. But I don't know why anyone would personally wish to own a dog. It's the most perverse thing I can imagine. I can't say this to almost anyone. People just love their pets. I hate all their pets. They smell bad, are demanding, and the return on the investment seems minimal. I do love children, and if I could own a cat I would I think (terribly allergic to cats!). Well, this is the first time I've ever broached this topic. I feel so embarrassed that I feel this way. I want to feel the same way that others do, in most cases. But in this case, I just can't round the corner of loving or even putting up with a dog. Every kind makes me sick to my stomach. Sometimes I watch them on TV on Animal Planet (they have contests) and I laugh and laugh and laugh. I'm in hysterics. People love their kerry blue terriers for instance, and they have criteria for rating them such as high tail or prances or has sparkling eyes. I just think: the more reason to kill them! Not that I would. First off, it's against the laws, and secondly, other people love them and children especially. I wouldn't want to hurt a child's feelings by killing their puppy. I would never live it down. But I just don't know why anybody loves them in the first place. To me, it's like enjoying poop and spit and being bit. 600,000 children were bit in the face last year by their dogs, many of these bites requiring surgery. Isn't this a reason to ban them and change the laws around and get these satanic creatures to live out in the forests like real animals where they belong? Who are they fooling? I wish I thought differently on this topic. I'm so embarrassed.