Here are a few I've picked up on--I exaggerate but only a little to make the point.
INFJs are successful. INFJs are happy and do not suffer from any psychological problems such as depression. How could they? They can only think about everyone else. That's why they are so noble and altruistic that all they do is help other people 24/7. They have a lifelong mission that they make constant steady progress on from the moment they leave the womb--they've always known exactly what it is and are therefore doing what they love while living the dream.
When you look at an INFJ, you can just tell. This is because they are so very attractive, in perfect physical shape, and have a timeless sense of fashion that makes them seem like movie stars. If you're in the presence of an INFJ, you know it because their presence is so large it that it fills the room. Warmth emanates from them so much that you automatically like them as a person and everything about them.
The thing you notice right away is that they are so metaphysical that they are never down to earth about anything. Talking to them feels like a mix between being in the presence of Miss Cleo, John Edward and Criss Angel. They know everything about you before you've said a word and will gladly demonstrate their impressive physic powers.
If it's not about spirituality, artistic endeavor, or doing good deeds, the INFJ has no interest whatsoever. They can't be bothered with things like physics, neurology, or logic. In fact, they cannot even process logic. This is because they don't have to. Like Steve Jobs, INFJs have a reality distortion field so that things will always make complete sense to you when you're in their company but then feel like a misguided stormtrooper the moment their sandspeeder glides away.
They're not manipulating you like evil ENFJs are, though. Rather, the universe conforms to their will made flesh such that humanity responds like fish to Aquaman and you want to obey requests not yet in concision thought. Science is still trying to determine whether INFJs even have conscious thought. In Dario Nardi's research, INFJs are in a meditative state even as they are walking and conversing. The research was limited only because there are only one or two INFJs in the world every one hundred years and their skullcaps keep detaching as the INFJ levitates away. Nardi hopes to address this with new portable EEG recorders but he has not yet made one that conforms to the head of the INFJ's wolf form.
