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Good News / Bad News (part 2)

But the person delivering it trips and the food goes all over the bed.

I just found a great deal at a thrift store.
 
unfortunately Mackelmore caught it first :p

I heard my favorite song on the radio
 
But in the middle of it the radio station experienced a 2 minute silence.

I just ate a delicious lunch.
 
but you forgot that you're allergic to almost all of the ingredients

I finally have the house to myself fr a few hours
 
but you forgot that you had to be a nanny for neighbor's loud kids for the whole day. :p

I drank delicious tea.
 
But it turned out to be 'smooth move' and you had to spend the next few hours pooping.

I just fixed a broken gadget.
 
Cancelling out its warranty

Im reading a book by my favourite author
 
but the book is terrible and now you hate the author

Watching a movie with the family tonight
 
But your kids fight through the whole movie.

Finally got the water in my aquarium to clear up.
 
The water is now clear enough for you to actually see your fish which have been dead for months

Im eating a delicious beef and onion sandwich
 
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Which gives you gas to no end.

I finally fixed my garbage disposal.
 
But that's the only thing to eat on the desert island you're stranded on

Its friday!
 
but got a virus and throwing out rest of the weekend.

Hugged a friend
 
uh oh... you are wearing them on the wrong feet

I arranged an ornate mirror at an angle so that I could see out of a tiny window at work.
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But then you saw how small the world really is.

I just had an epiphany.
 
but it dartingly flew away before you could fully catch it.

I saw a beautiful magenta moth floating around in my backyard.
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Then a garden gnome harpooned it, cut off it's balls and threw them in his closet to prevent mold and moths from damaging his hats and blue shirts.

I saw a young kid hold a door open for an older lady.
 
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