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Good News / Bad News (part 2)

Poetic Justice

Poetic Justice

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I decided to revive this game because..... Well, just because.

You turn the previous posters good news into bad news by finishing their sentence. Then post your own good news for the next person

The good news doesn't have to be true. Just make something up. Remember to post your own good news after the bad. Here goes:

I just got a new job...
 
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but there's a monster in the basement!
my tea this morning is especially good.
 
At giving you diarrhea
Im nearly home
 
... but you can't get there because your house is on fire.
I finally got my package from Amazon...
 
But they sent you a blue dildo when you ordered green
Im eating a baked potato
 
And now everyone you know is plotting to kill you in hopes of inheriting your money

I still have most of my teeth
 
....In a jar on your dresser.
I am not deathly allergic to shellfish.
 
It just makes you shit the bed for a month

I got a hug
 
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and when you got there, everyone was dressed as bananas.
I had a coupon for free lunch today
 
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but the only meal there was expired cheese
I found a lost puppy
 
But it was the spawn of Cerberus.
I'm going on vacation abroad.
 
acd said:
But it was the spawn of Cerberus.
I'm going on vacation abroad.
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Together with Donald Trump.
I'm buying some cakes!
 
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Unfortunately a shit-ton isn't enough and you take to standing on street corners selling "special cuddles" to feed your habit

The sun is shining
 
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