Funny lyrics

Jesus of Nazareth, this thread fails.

 

You can't. Your fail is cemented for all to see.

This should be in the Emotional support section. I think this was a cry for help Smiffy.

 

Um, not really.

 

Oh goodness...

 

Kanye West, Diamonds from Sierra Leone

You know who you can call you gotta best believe it
The Roc stand tall and you would never believe it
Take your diamonds and throw 'em up like you bulimic
Yea the beat cold but the flow is anemic

 

My mom sings this song sometimes as a joke, I think it's pretty funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIlJ8ZCs4jY

One week of every year is designated National Brotherhood Week. This is just one of many such weeks honoring various worthy causes.

Oh, the white folks hate the black folks,
And the black folks hate the white folks.
To hate all but the right folks
Is an old established rule.

But during National Brotherhood Week, National Brotherhood Week,
Lena Horne and Sheriff Clarke are dancing cheek to cheek.
It's fun to eulogize
The people you despise,
As long as you don't let 'em in your school.

Oh, the poor folks hate the rich folks,
And the rich folks hate the poor folks.
All of my folks hate all of your folks,
It's American as apple pie.

But during National Brotherhood Week, National Brotherhood Week,
New Yorkers love the Puerto Ricans 'cause it's very chic.
Step up and shake the hand
Of someone you can't stand.
You can tolerate him if you try.

Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics,
And the Catholics hate the Protestants,
And the Hindus hate the Moslems,
And everybody hates the Jews.

But during National Brotherhood Week, National Brotherhood Week,
It's National Everyone-smile-at-one-another-hood Week.
Be nice to people who
Are inferior to you.
It's only for a week, so have no fear.
Be grateful that it doesn't last all year!

 

Haha reminds me of Everyone's a Little Bit Racist by Avenue Q

Totally inappropriate but hilarious.

 

here's a few classics

 

download the songs... You'll be singing along in no time. They're australian culture icons.

 

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"I wear my pink pajamas, in the summer when it's hot.
I wear my flannel nighties iIn the winter when it's not.
And sometimes in the springtime and sometimes in the fall,
I jump right in between the sheets with nothing on at all.
Chorus:
Glory, glory, Hallelujah;
Glory, glory, What's it to you?
Balmy breezes blowing through ya,
With nothing on at all.
Alternate Verse:
I wake up in the morning with the sheet above my head,
and my little footsie-wotisy are a sticken out of bed,
and three times out of four I find myself upon the floor,
And I'll sware I won't be drinking RC cola any more."

 

"But who would have thought, the things in my head, could really happen in my bed"

Avenue Q-"Fantasies Come True"