Fortunately / Unfortunately

Fortunately everyone were masochists and these symptoms made them really happy.
 
Fortunately, they realized their masochism exists not within the walls of a clubhouse, but within themselves.
 
Fortunately, it was a win-win, because the sadists enjoyed hurting, and the masochists couldn't get enough of being hurt.
 
Unfortunately, the ghost of Albert Fish haunted them and what was once a win-win quickly escalated into limb removal and light cannibalism.
 
Unfortunately, Chernobyl and Fukushima...12 legged wolf-turtles-shark-pumpkins began creating havoc.
 
Unfortunately they also make delicious pies
 
Fortunately the pies were fun pets.
 
Fortunately, this quiet was so pleasant that everyone decided to use sign language and never talk again.
 
Unfortunately, the misconception that ASL is a universal language became apparent and people from distant lands could not understand each other.
 
Fortunately, people became very good at using facial expressions to communicate effectively.
 
Unfortunately, a mighty wind blew and locked everyone's faces in the position with which it was in when the gust came over them.
 
Fortunately, with no way to communicate their needs, everyone gave up their desires and became selfless.
 
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