Fortunately / Unfortunately

[Milktoast Bandit]

Fortunately, worldwide compassion isn't so bad after all.

 

[#@&5&49]

Unfortunately, not everyone agreed.

 

[TinyBubbles]

Fortunately most did.

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

Unfortunately, those that didn't had bigger guns.

 

[#@&5&49]

Fortunately, those that did were protected by a greater power.

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

Unfortunately, they misread the sign that says "Danger: High Power" and they were electrocuted.

 

[#@&5&49]

Fortunately, the high voltage made them even stronger.

 

[Night Owl]

Unfortunately, it was not a physical strength but a mental strength, which just gave them the ability to be killed while keeping a smile on their faces.

 

[Misadventure]

Fortunately their mind over matter abilities saved them from death and they only felt a little tingle, which caused the smiles.

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

Unfortunately, the smiles were soon realized to be frowns, as they were all standing on their heads

 

[#@&5&49]

Fortunately, standing on ones head became the norm.

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

Unfortunately, "Norm" appeared, upright mind you, and was agitated that frowning people on their heads became him.

 

[#@&5&49]

Then Ralph came on stage and righted Norm to his rightful position.

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

Unfortunately, the stage broke and they all toppled to the ground sustaining various injuries.

 

[Night Owl]

Fortunately, they all had a 'condition' known has transability and so were delighted in their physical injuries which they sustained.

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

Unfortunately, the guy typing this quick reply can't stop laughing at the last post long enough to think of something clever.

I mean... Unfortunately, this sentence may never make another appearance in the remaining history of mankind... "Fortunately, they all had a 'condition' known has transability and so were delighted in their physical injuries which they sustained."

 

[#@&5&49]

Fortunately, transability eventually fell under the category of disability and became another way for individuals to obtain funding through non-profit organizations that don't provide any real help for the people who need it but employ a host of people committed to keeping themselves employed.

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

Unfortunately, everyone employed by the transability non-profit lost their jobs because the transabled were too pleased with their various afflictions to seek help from an organization that didn't want to help them anyway.

 

[Siimplicity]

fortunately, the displaced employees from the now defunct charitable foundation collaborated on a new business undertaking and broke ground on shining corporate offices dedicated to creating a various host of additional afflictions for the transabled community, to their great mirth.

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

Unfortunately, the transabled mirth was short lived as the employees at the additional affliction center were arrested on assault charges.