Unfortunately they found themselves without milk or cows.
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Fortunately they were non Hindu, lactose intolerant vegetarians.
fortunately, a lone starfish and a coconut have no inherent need of either and both would probably fare better having naught to worry for drowning or stomping; thusly their pact was made, that as long as the chortling German coconut chose, the starfish would remain flaccid and reticent to whatever the coconut's depraved needs -- it was a very successful relationship.
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Unfortunately the starfish and the German had to live in-between the land and the water, and it made sleeping arrangements a little unnecessary.
Unfortunately the starfish and the German had to live in-between the land and the water, and it made sleeping arrangements a little unnecessary.
Unfortunately I am on ignore and my brilliant post went unnoticed.
fortunately they lived in the Land of Nod already.
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Unfortunately the evil megolamaniac Murdoch, teamed up with some 'Billionaire Russian Mafia' types and Britiain was deceived into voting for Brexit, which upset the starfish and German and made them feel very sad... 
fortunately in the Land of Nod, they were able to dream up a giant monstrously beautiful swordpufferfish that came and spearheaded (ha!) the downfall of all political happenstance once and for all and thereafter, they lived by the code of silliness instead, though not a far cry....
Unfortunately the code of silliness was a very long rule book and everyone kept loosing their place.
fortunately, the book was very silly and as such kept rewriting itself the moment the words were read so indeed there was no point in trying to figure it out, except of course for fun and to engage in as much ridiculousness as possible. =)
Fortunately the star fish knows it's a star fish and swimming around and attaching itself to things is it's favourite pass-time. Which is a good job because it can't learn German or use moisturiser.
Unfortunately the star fish died and washed up on the shore of L.A. where its supple and moist body was dried by the sun until it was as hard as stone.
Fortunately, a small part of it had fallen off before it washed up, and is now slowly growing into a new starfish.