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Fortunately / Unfortunately

Unfortunately, drinking is outlawed by new laws.
 
Fortunately, inhaling alcohol vapor isn't, so bars become places of intoxicating fog.
 
Unfortunately, the black market takes over vapor inhaling and the price triples.
 
Fortunately, the higher prices shift alcohol demographics, transforming seedy bars into centers of culture and higher education.
 
Unfortunately, here come the rum runners.
 
Fortunately they have rum
 
Fortunately there is not enough drink in the world to make a difference.
 
Unfortunately, the drink there is, is unregulated moonshine that blinds and puts hair on everyone's chest - even by just looking at it.
 
Fortunately, moonshine blindness, hair sweaters and Jake leg are hot trends this year.
 
Unfortunately, all of these afflictions make you unattractive to your secret crush.
 
Fortunately, your secret crush drinks the moonshine and once blind finds you attractive again.
 
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Unfortunately, you're both so drunk, crippled and blind that you and your secret crush stumble into each other and get stuck in a continuous loop of stepping forward, and banging your heads together without knowing who the other is.
 
Fortunately, their doctor friend intervenes and gives them lazer eye surgery.
 
Unfortunately, the surgery gives them X-ray vision that only enables them to see beneath clothes.
 
Fortunately, they no longer mind continuously bumping into each other.
 
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