First Born for Sale

[Guest]

I am willing to sell my first born. Give me a ballpark estimate on what you would pay, and I'll make the product from scratch. Expect 9 months for delivery. Will be wrapped up in bubble wrap, and places in a express box marked fragile for delivery.

 

[Lurker]

What can it do?

 

[sriv]

State race and other important genetic information.

 

[Satya]

The second born is usually the healthiest. I'll preorder that one.

 

[Kwistalline]

I'll second that. Firstborns are so bossy and irritable . . .

 

[Silently Honest]

I'll second that. Firstborns are so bossy and irritable . . .

:x Silence middle child!

 

[sriv]

Firstborns are so bossy and irritable . . .

They're also the most intelligent and successful.

 

[Satya]

Firstborns are so bossy and irritable . . .

They're also the most intelligent and successful.

As a first born, I'll agree with that.

 

[sumone]

I love bubble wrap!

 

[Shai Gar]

I want a mattress made of bubble wrap

 

[Silently Honest]

I love bubble wrap!

:? First borns are... teh... smarts...I swear.

 

[Kwistalline]

I wonder how birth order and type play into the mix? Has anyone done a study on that? The only INFJ I've met IRL is a firstborn, yet I am a middle-born (but a functional firstborn, considering my family dynamics)

Now buying: firstborns wrapped in swaddling bubble wrap . . .

 

[Shai Gar]

I met a firstborn INFJ, and a middle child INFJ

 

[Motor Jax]

i'm a first-born

my bro is ISTP (he's a manager at a restaurant)

 

[Will]

 

[Tin Man]

 

[Lady Jolanda]

Nobody Knows, But Nobody Knows, My Name is Rumpelstiltskin

 

[Pin]

Maybe if we call our congressperson they'll do something about this.

Good ol' congress.

 

[Will]

Yess!! Necro zombie post aall the threads!