First Born for Sale

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I am willing to sell my first born. Give me a ballpark estimate on what you would pay, and I'll make the product from scratch. Expect 9 months for delivery. Will be wrapped up in bubble wrap, and places in a express box marked fragile for delivery.
 
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Kwistalline said:
I'll second that. Firstborns are so bossy and irritable . . .
:x Silence middle child!
 
Kwistalline said:
Firstborns are so bossy and irritable . . .

They're also the most intelligent and successful. ;)
 
I love bubble wrap!
 
sumone said:
I love bubble wrap!
:? First borns are... teh... smarts...I swear.
 
I wonder how birth order and type play into the mix? Has anyone done a study on that? The only INFJ I've met IRL is a firstborn, yet I am a middle-born (but a functional firstborn, considering my family dynamics)

Now buying: firstborns wrapped in swaddling bubble wrap . . .
 
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