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    I am willing to sell my first born. Give me a ballpark estimate on what you would pay, and I'll make the product from scratch. Expect 9 months for delivery. Will be wrapped up in bubble wrap, and places in a express box marked fragile for delivery.


     
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    The second born is usually the healthiest. I'll preorder that one. ;)
     
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    I'll second that. Firstborns are so bossy and irritable . . .
     
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    :x Silence middle child!
     
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    They're also the most intelligent and successful. ;)
     
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    As a first born, I'll agree with that. ;)
     
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    I want a mattress made of bubble wrap
     
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    :? First borns are... teh... smarts...I swear.
     
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    I wonder how birth order and type play into the mix? Has anyone done a study on that? The only INFJ I've met IRL is a firstborn, yet I am a middle-born (but a functional firstborn, considering my family dynamics)

    Now buying: firstborns wrapped in swaddling bubble wrap . . .
     
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    I met a firstborn INFJ, and a middle child INFJ
     
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