Exodus International Says God Wants Them to "Cure" Gay People Through iPhones

This is fantastic! If they can cure gay people through Iphones does that mean I can make straight people gay the same way? I am totally going to write a program that plays subliminal imagery and Cher and see how many queers I can make this week. Via'Le'Rainbow Revolution!
 
i think its a ploy by tmobile.


once there are no more gay people, there will be no one to use the iphones.


?????


profit.

That being said, I really do hate Exodus International. BTW! You guys click the link and watch the vid below? Surprise, thats where my dad works. Good ol 700 club.
 
Chessie said:
This is fantastic! If they can cure gay people through Iphones does that mean I can make straight people gay the same way? I am totally going to write a program that plays subliminal imagery and Cher and see how many queers I can make this week. Via'Le'Rainbow Revolution!
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no. that's wrong. because gay is a disease, and you are not curing people by making them gay but you are making them sick, and God doesn't want that.
 
Wow people are getting dumb and dumber.
 
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Don't they know that same sex coupling happens, and has been observed in many different species in nature.
How then can it not be natural?
 
Flavus Aquila said:
I've never seen a giraffe, or zebra mincing their way towards a gay bar in ass-less leather pants.
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Ha ha, I like it! Funny!
But I have seen it on a documentary, maybe they only come out in leather hot pants after dark though!
 
melissa* said:
Ha ha, I like it! Funny!
But I have seen it on a documentary, maybe they only come out in leather hot pants after dark though!
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I've witnessed first hand a cross-species-bestiality/fetish obsessed gay dog, that was always trying to have sex with his master's leg.

My suggestion was lethal injection.
 
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melissa* said:
Don't they know that same sex coupling happens, and has been observed in many different species in nature.
How then can it not be natural?
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Also humans live in nature so how is anything humans do not natural?
 
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Natural things are usually juxtaposed with the supernatural.

Natural things are usually distinguished into the basic natural, and artificial. Artificial, literally meaning the work of an artist (ars facere: art+to make), ie. Of an intelligent agent.

Unnatural things refer to artificial things, which are knowingly conducted against the perceived order of nature.
 
Flavus Aquila said:
@the
Natural things are usually juxtaposed with the supernatural.

Natural things are usually distinguished into the basic natural, and artificial. Artificial, literally meaning the work of an artist (ars facere: art+to make), ie. Of an intelligent agent.

Unnatural things refer to artificial things, which are knowingly conducted against the perceived order of nature.
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Agreed. Your point being?
 
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