Derail This Thread

[dang]

Do we need to pay female escorts to help us derail this thread? Why do I feel like a low end swinging dick at a nerd party?

Seriously.

 

[dang]

Seriously.

Who are you talking to?

 

[dang]

Who are you talking to?

Myself.

 

[dang]

Myself.

Why?

 

[dang]

Why?

You tell me.

 

[dang]

You tell me.

No.

 

[Night Owl]

[video=youtube;awi14wDTxNw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awi14wDTxNw[/video]

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

Do we need to pay female escorts to help us derail this thread? Why do I feel like a low end swinging dick at a nerd party?

Somebody looking for an escort?

 

[Night Owl]

The cat is out of the bag. Tarzan has spoken. The frog is in the house.

 

[dang]

[video=youtube;awi14wDTxNw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awi14wDTxNw[/video]

I wrote that song back in the day. Still holds up pretty well.

 

[dang]

I once posed naked for Playgirl magazine under the name Mike Honcho.

 

[dang]

Let us now dethread this rail. Amen.

 

[dang]

Night Owl and Milktoast Bandit are actually aliens sent to earth to derail humanity. But they couldn't fool me. I am sharp as a whip.

 

[sprinkles]

[video=youtube;AzPnZP4tkGE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzPnZP4tkGE[/video]

 

[dang]

[video=youtube;AzPnZP4tkGE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzPnZP4tkGE[/video]

For some reason I suddenly feel like fucking my uncle. I wonder why. Weird.

 

[Night Owl]

Night Owl and Milktoast Bandit are actually aliens sent to earth to derail humanity. But they couldn't fool me. I am sharp as a whip.

Why would people have accidents such as dropping a toaster in their bathtub? I cannot recall toasting crumpets in the bathroom.

 

[dang]

I got my mind on my money and my money on my mind.

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

 

[dang]

So happy together.

 

[Night Owl]