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Have you noticed that this thread has essentially become a three man circle jerk? Where are all of the other derailers at? We especially need some female company.

I noticed this phenomena quite some time ago. Other than my observation of this, I have naught else to really say except certain things to say.

1) That every village has its idiot, and this village clearly has at least three.

2) That pointing out this phenomena instead of letting it go acknowledged but unspoken, has almost certainly ensured that that which is occurring persists indefinitely into the future.

3) Although indeed the derail train is owned by none, and is open to any and all passengers (except people shorter than 5'2" who can't roll their "R's").

4) Colonel Sanders is responsible for some damn tasty chicken.

19) A fair amount of people have viewed this thread (2,391 in 34 days) but without wanting to publicly show that they have been on here by way of thumbs up or down, and have clearly come as lurking spectators to spend the little time they have observing what takes place herein, wasting their time watching three people waste their time. Am I okay with this? The possibility of my persistence in posting nonsense shall answer for itself.
 


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Indeed it was noticed quite some time ago. Not one to quit due to fear of judgement, I say we ride this bad boy to a new dawn...

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Night Owl must save a lot on gas by riding his kangaroo around town.

It's a common misconception that we ride kangaroos. Well, some do, but they're the plebs. More distinguished individuals ride emus. (The upper most crust often ride a platypus).

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The emu (Dromaius novaehollandiae) is the second-largest living bird by height, after its ratite relative, the ostrich. It is endemic to Australia where it is the largest native bird and the only extant member of the genus Dromaius. The emu's range covers most of mainland Australia, but the Tasmanian emu and King Island emu subspecies became extinct after the European settlement of Australia in 1788. The bird is sufficiently common for it to be rated as a least-concern species by the International Union for Conservation of Nature.

Emus are soft-feathered, brown, flightless birds with long necks and legs, and can reach up to 1.9 metres (6.2 ft) in height. Emus can travel great distances, and when necessary can sprint at 50 km/h (31 mph); they forage for a variety of plants and insects, but have been known to go for weeks without eating. They drink infrequently, but take in copious amounts of water when the opportunity arises.

News Story: "Australian man in trouble with RSPCA for riding an emu" (Trigger warning: Potential/likely animal abuse).
 
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Jimmy is an inconsiderate jerk and you're just enabling him by not stepping in and doing anything about it.
 
Jimmy was a wise guy,
Had a short beard,
Often used to lie,
And was really weird,
So no one really liked him,
Even his daddy Tim.
 
This is not the end of this thread. I will keep this thread alive singlehandedly for all of eternity. It is my life purpose now.

Destiny has called. Dang has answered. The world will never be the same.

[video=youtube;Bx0fxqqql2s]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx0fxqqql2s[/video]

^I can't believe people thought they were straight.
 
Destiny has called. Dang has answered. The world will never be the same.

[video=youtube;Bx0fxqqql2s]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx0fxqqql2s[/video]

^I can't believe people thought they were straight.

I agree with Roger Daltry. That song is awful.
 
Hot town summer in the city back of my neck getting burned and gritty.

A Fanta in my hand with a straw closed pressed, with a Valium pursed between my lips since I'm depressed.
 
Have you noticed that this thread has essentially become a three man circle jerk? Where are all of the other derailers at? We especially need some female company.

Do we need to pay female escorts to help us derail this thread? Why do I feel like a low end swinging dick at a nerd party?