[PUG] Artificial insemination is immoral

[Satya]

This is simple teleology taken to its logical conclusion. The penis was designed to go into the vagina. Any deviation from the grand design is not natural, and thus is abnormal, abhorrent, and sinful.

Anything that would dissociate the sex act from the procreative act is morally reprehensible. First you have a man masturbating to deliver a sample, which is very undignified and sinful since the hand is not a reproductive organ. Then you have the sample being injected into the woman by a doctor or the woman herself, which is very undignified and sinful since that is what the father's penis was designed to do.

If a woman cannot get pregnant without the help of artificial insemination, then clearly she has failed her job as a woman. Women were designed to have babies and if they can't accomplish that task through normal means, then they are failures and should be ashamed.

(Any takers?)

 

[the]

Where is this coming from?

 

[Shai Gar]

nope. I agree with you.

 

[Shai Gar]

Where is this coming from?

The dirty sodomite hasn't had a chance to insult any Enlightened Believers lately.

 

[Jasmine85]

If the creator had made things that worked properly in the first place...

 

[sassafras]

*rolls eyes*

Here we go.

 

[Satya]

Where is this coming from?

Obviuosly, from observation of the natural world.

The dirty sodomite hasn't had a chance to insult any Enlightened Believers lately.

Everyone needs their fix.

If the creator had made things that worked properly in the first place...

The creator's design is perfect. It is humans who mess it up from deviating from his grand design.

 

[Satya]

*rolls eyes*

Here we go.

Hush heathen.

 

[Blind Bandit]

Wow I didn't know someone could ask for it so easily.

I'm not taking a go at this. This is a swamp ready to drown someone.

 

[Satya]

Wow I didn't know someone could ask for it so easily.

I'm not taking a go at this. This is a swamp ready to drown someone.

You just fear my impeccable logic.

 

[Jasmine85]

The creator's design is perfect.

But is the creator's implementation of that design perfect?

 

[arbygil]

You just fear my impeccable logic.

No, we just know you too well.

 

[the]

The dirty sodomite hasn't had a chance to insult any Enlightened Believers lately.

typical

 

[Satya]

But is the creator's implementation of that design perfect?

Of course. How dare you blame the creator for man's follies.

No, we just know you too well.

Hm...maybe I shoulda used cheddar instead of swiss.

 

[88chaz88]

Is this the standard of trolling around here?

 

[Jasmine85]

Of course.

Then how is the woman with fertility problems a failure, if she is a perfect implementation of a perfect design? She is exactly as the creator intended.

 

[IndigoSensor]

You just fear my impeccable logic.

No, you just like taking frequent road trips on the argument bus

 

[Satya]

Is this the standard of trolling around here?

Ssssssh. You are going to scare away the fish.

 

[Satya]

Then how is the woman with fertility problems a failure, if she is a perfect implementation of a perfect design? She is exactly as the creator intended.

Er...because she just hasn't realized that she was never meant to have a child.

No, you just like taking frequent road trips on the argument bus

Sigh...Which just happens to also be awfully short.

 

[Jasmine85]

[she is a failure...]because she just hasn't realized that she was never meant to have a child.

contradicts your claim that

Women were designed to have babies and if they can't accomplish that task through normal means, then they are failures