Ambiguous Headline Thread

[Detective Conan]

So, Forum, this is an imagination exercise to see what kind of ambiguous statements you'd like to see in the headlines of a paper or some other source. Also, I suppose if you must, you can share some ambiguous statements you've seen from other sources, despite this being an exercise for your imagination.

I'll go ahead and start this off with:

"Prostitutes Appeal to Pope."

Let the word-play begin

 

[DoveAlexa]

"Man Eaten by Snake, Lives"
No wordplay but I wanna see it

 

[Faye]

Giant Man-Eating Catfish Caught in Thai River (Pictures Inside)


without any whale sharks.

 

[the]

Man Sues Cracker Barrel for slander,
victim claims he was repeatedly called an "ig-no-ray-mouse" and "Just plain dumb"

 

[Barnabas]

DISNEY HEAD REANIMATED!!

 

[Reason]

"Poop vaccine causes neo-Renaissance?: The poor speak out"

 

[Sandie33]

"Poop vaccine causes neo-Renaissance?: The poor speak out"

Did you reason this while taking a poo in the darkened loo?

 

[sassafras]

Did you reason this while taking a poo in the darkened loo?

 

[Reason]

Did you reason this while taking a poo in the darkened loo?

Don't judge my art!

 

[Lady Jolanda]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

 

[Sandie33]

Don't judge my art!

Huh? I wasn't judging anything, merely a play on words. smh.

 

[Reason]

Huh? I wasn't judging anything, merely a play on words. smh.

smh back

 

[BritNi]

Scientists Discover Evidence Which Supports That Love Is Made Of The Same Ingredients As Strawberry Milk.

 

[just me]

"Government states they have everything under control"