Would you shop nude for free groceries?
- Thread starter Sriracha
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Well honestly I don't feel so good about buying apples that the sweaty manboobs of strangers have rubbed against. My issues are more about being in such close proximity with naked penises bustling about around me. Possibly with STIs. If it all had to be done in an orderly fashion, like one at a time, I might do it.
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Sounds alarmingly dangerous to me. I wouldn't buy anything prickly like pineapples... I'd just steer clear of anything coarse or pointy just in case.
And what if there's a rampage of crazed shoppers and you get wedged somewhere? These free giveaways bring out the beast in people....Or if you fell and got dragged... I don't want to end up in the ER for a body lenght carpet burn.
I also get chilly very easily...how would I get my frozen produce??? It would be a major issue for me. Frozen goods:that's one section men and women wouldn't like to shop at the same time... ;D
And what if there's a rampage of crazed shoppers and you get wedged somewhere? These free giveaways bring out the beast in people....Or if you fell and got dragged... I don't want to end up in the ER for a body lenght carpet burn.
I also get chilly very easily...how would I get my frozen produce??? It would be a major issue for me. Frozen goods:that's one section men and women wouldn't like to shop at the same time... ;D
[video=youtube;ghrDIQ-K8mg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghrDIQ-K8mg[/video]
I don't recommend you watch this if you are at work
Like I said, no one would notice :becky:
*waits patiently* I'll give you a million and one and you have to dance salsa while you're at it.
No? 2 million? Three? Rasmus, you're really pushing it. Okay, okay, five million. And you have to sing along to Michael Jackson's Thriller too. Do iiiit.
(just ignore me, i'm being silly
)To answer the original question: no probably I wouldn't. Too embarrassing, and I can do without groceries for a few days~!
You know, I think I had a dream about this once...
But seriously, I would do it. If only because it'd be something I can look back on and say, 'yeah, I went shopping in a German grocery store.. bare-assed. And yeah, I even braved the refridgerator aisles." It's looks like a fun.
But seriously, I would do it. If only because it'd be something I can look back on and say, 'yeah, I went shopping in a German grocery store.. bare-assed. And yeah, I even braved the refridgerator aisles." It's looks like a fun.
I really did once see a woman in Wal mart who had soiled herself.[video=youtube;ghrDIQ-K8mg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghrDIQ-K8mg[/video]
I don't recommend you watch this if you are at work
I turned around and there it was.. it was more sad than anything.
I hate wal mart it makes me not want to live on this planet anymore.
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If they had a decent organic whole foods section of the foods I want and use, and I could go in alone and do "self" checkout, yes. (and if the security cameras and other recording devices were off, and the windows covered...)
