Would you kill a puppy for $1000000?

[just me]

Would you kill, clean, and eat a puppy for a million bucks? Would you take proper care of a puppy for twenty years?

 

[hush]

Would you kill, clean, and eat a puppy for a million bucks? Would you take proper care of a puppy for twenty years?

You couldn't take care of a puppy for 20 years, as the dog would cease being a puppy long before then.

 

[Asa]

You couldn't take care of a puppy for 20 years, as the dog would cease being a puppy long before then.

My puppies will always be puppies. Very large, goofy puppies.

 

[hush]

My puppies will always be puppies. Very large, goofy puppies.

True. I've echoed this sentiment many times before, and have been chided for my insistence on calling all dogs puppies. I just mean in the context of this thread and the OP's question, we're talkin' tiny little puppies who have only roamed this Earth for a short time.

... Not that the age of the puppy would make a difference to me. I couldn't fathom doing such a thing to any puppy of any age.

 

[Matt3737]

Trump wants to kill ALL THE PUPPIES!!!

 

[Siimplicity]

perish. the. thought.
and this f'ed up thread!

 

[ZcM4xzkjgzCjytBc]

perish. the. thought.
and this f'ed up thread!

And it's 48 pages long

 

[Matt3737]

And it's 48 pages long

This puppy just....won't....die....

 

[Siimplicity]

And it's 48 pages long

**weeps for the death of our finer imaginings**

 

[Bellosome]

dog meat is sort of common here.......

 

[invisible]

This is probably my favourite thread of all time.

 

[the]

This is probably my favourite thread of all time.

I enjoy watching the infjs squirm their way out of choosing.

 

[invisible]

I enjoy watching the infjs squirm their way out of choosing.

We sometimes, really do seem to have a lot of trouble being properly critical about ourselves and our decisions. Then again, each to their own, I guess.

 

[the]

We sometimes, really do seem to have a lot of trouble being properly critical about ourselves and our decisions. Then again, each to their own, I guess.

The people who are proud to kill a human instead of a dog are the ones I feel are most despicable. Of course you are going to have to kill a baby human and not a bad guy.

 

[ImaginaryBloke]

I would sell my services to the highest bidder at an auction.

 

[Night Owl]

I would sit back and watch the million dollars kill the puppy.

 

[ImaginaryBloke]

I would ask the payer: Will you have enough money to pay for a brain shrinker if the puppy turns up in your dreams?

 

[dang]

If I were starving I would kill a puppy for free and enjoy roasted puppy for supper with a side of kitten paws. Succulent.

 

[Eventhorizon]

Can I make another thread called would you kill a puppy for a billion dollars?

 

[Gaze]

Can I make another thread called would you kill a puppy for a billion dollars?

Umm, let's not, you know?