I'm never going to push a baby out. No thank you.
Thank you for reminding me about what I get to look forward to in a few months!
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Humans can only take 45 units of pain, women take 57 units of pain during child birth. So logically women are not humans.
Yeah. Women are humans for most of their lives, up until they give birth.
Then they are superhuman. ;P
Thank you for reminding me about what I get to look forward to in a few months!
Same here...nothing like getting your vagina mangled...
No, they are aliens all their lives.
Wouldn't that make men half aliens then? Since they were given birth to by women.
Who would be the full human then? So no, men are 100% human.
lol, okay.
Do they get to have superpowers then other than giving birth?
Women are the hardier sex. ;-p
We live longer on average and have higher thresholds for pain.
I read somewhere a while ago that estrogen increases the availability of endorphins that help cope with pain. High estrogen levels means more endorphins are released.The rush of hormones help during pregnancy and childbirth..And women during childbearing years have higher levels of estrogen that may suggest an advantage coping with all types of pain.
I hated being pregnant, even though I had easy pregnancies. I just hated the awkwardness and especially in the end when I felt like if I didn't sit down all my inerds were going to fall out...
...BUT I LOVED the childbirth experience. Loved it. I loved the pain, I loved the epidural, I loved the pushing and I loved the reward. Both times.
(If you have ever had full fledged food poisoning ... aka stomach cramping and crapping blood .... this is similar to labor pain.)
It's the aftercare part they don't talk about much in books.I bet you didn't know they made feminine napkins that freeze like an ice pack after you "break" it.
@Jill Hives - make sure you have plenty of these. (You can only get from your doctor or the hospital.)