What Would It Take for You to Have Sex with Donald Trump?

[Happy Phantom]

Poor DT. So many haters and while he's a tad bit orangey, he's not too bad looking for an old dude! The hair, quick wit, high intelligence, clever banter, class... I mean who could resist? Don't agree with me? The look on Melania's face tells you all you need to know.

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

I'd ram rod him for universal health care...

 

[Jet]

A shit ton of money and an airtight contract that included a confidentiality clause and things like no talking or kissing.

 

[acd]

I'd have to be a cadaver. Gross, right?! Well so is this thread! Thanks for the nightmare fuel.

 

[dang]

$9.99

 

[acd]

$9.99

 

[Sloe Djinn]

Maybe a taco bowl from Trump Tower Grill. I'd get Covfefe for a good taco bowl.

 

[Wyote]

Me having AIDS.
This joke would have worked better in the 90s.

Also my own island. I'm talkin big island. Yuge.

 

[Professor Snep]

 

[Sandie33]

 

[Ginny]

Any stupid dog has more wit than he does, and this is coming from a cat person. I pity the people who elected him.

 

[dang]

Any stupid dog has more wit than he does, and this is coming from a cat person. I pity the people who elected him.

Did you know that Donald and Merkel have a secret love child?

 

[Happy Phantom]

@Sandie33 that's a lot of baby DT's!

#trippingnuts

 

[Bellosome]

lmao on the poll.

 

[James]

For the right money, sure. I think he just needs to be held. We all do...

I'd keep the dress tho, eh Monica ? Stains are soooo tricky to remove.

 

[the]

It would have to be a threesome with Monica Lewinsky, plus cash.

 

[Sandie33]

that's a lot of baby DT's!

I'm spayed.

 

[Ginny]

Did you know that Donald and Merkel have a secret love child?

This is just as probable as Merkel being the daughter of Hitler. But that kid would be just as pitiful, it would be ugly as hell.

 

[Eventhorizon]

The exact same thing it would take for Obama. A very large rock applied to my head in an aggressive fashion.

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

A very large rock applied to my head in an aggressive fashion.

Wait... I can't keep up with your typos. Did you mean to type a 'C' instead of 'r'?