What Arbitrary Thing Are You?

You got: A Big Rusty Hook

You’re a big rusty hook! Lookout, you’re gonna give someone tetanus. On the bright side, you’re handy for hooking a lot of stuff.

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You're d*mn right I am.
 
You got: Box Of Hangers

You’re a box of hangers! Maybe you’ll come in handy one day. You’re persistent, ever present. You’re always there, lurking. Your purpose in life is clear, though not always necessary.
 
You got: A Bunch Of Dead AA Batteries

You’re a bunch of dead AA batteries! What are we gonna do with you? You’re always around. Cheerfully peeking out of junk drawers. You may be out of power, but at least you’re ubiquitous.View attachment 25716
 
If I hear anyone giggling at a distance, I am going to summon evil spirits. :mad2:

"You got: The Baha Men

You’re the Baha Men! You’ve made your mark on history with one very important question. A question that may never really have an answer. You’re always solving dog-related mysteries."
 
You got: The Baha Men

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You’re the Baha Men! You’ve made your mark on history with one very important question. A question that may never really have an answer. You’re always solving dog-related mysteries.
 
ImaginaryBloke said:
If I hear anyone giggling at a distance, I am going to summon evil spirits. :mad2:

"You got: The Baha Men

You’re the Baha Men! You’ve made your mark on history with one very important question. A question that may never really have an answer. You’re always solving dog-related mysteries."
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Horatio said:
You got: The Baha Men

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You’re the Baha Men! You’ve made your mark on history with one very important question. A question that may never really have an answer. You’re always solving dog-related mysteries.
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:m131:

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You got: A Really Fat Squirrel

You’re a really fat squirrel! What have you been eating? Every nut ever? That’s OK, you win at hibernation so hard.
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hush said:
You got: A Big Rusty Hook

You’re a big rusty hook! Lookout, you’re gonna give someone tetanus. On the bright side, you’re handy for hooking a lot of stuff.

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You're d*mn right I am.
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Ummm....it sounds like they were calling you a dirty hooker.....:m187:
 
What Arbitrary Thing Are You?

You got: Subway Jared’s Big Pants

Remember Jared and his big pants? Those pants are you! You serve as a constant reminder that we all have demons. And we CAN beat those demons with the right combination of lunch meats
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EDIT: You know what lunch meats won't defeat? A kiddie porn conviction. Eyooooooooo!
 
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Matt3737 said:
Ummm....it sounds like they were calling you a dirty hooker.....:m187:
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*shrugs*

Meh.

I could read it like that too, but I know what I am and what I am not, so I decided to just go for a literal interpretation, lol.

AKA, I am a literally a rusty hook. Fear me, fish.

Fear me.

What arbitrary thing are you, Matty?
 
hush said:
*shrugs*

Meh.

I could read it like that too, but I know what I am and what I am not, so I decided to just go for a literal interpretation, lol.

AKA, I am a literally a rusty hook. Fear me, fish.

Fear me.

What arbitrary thing are you, Matty?
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I couldn't tell you. The page doesn't seem to work for me. It will load, but won't allow me to click on any of the choices even after reloading the page numerous times. Going to other 'quizzes' is the same as well. I can't click on the items for some reason.
 
You got: A New York Times Trend Story

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You’re a New York Times trend story! Are more people eating lunch? Are hats gaining traction? Is there an epidemic of teens going out at night and digging holes? Everyone can find out tons of ground breaking, definitely trendy stuff from you!
 
The Baha Men

[h=2][/h] You’re the Baha Men! You’ve made your mark on history with one very important question. A question that may never really have an answer. You’re always solving dog-related mysteries.


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YES!
 
hush said:
*shrugs*

Meh.

I could read it like that too, but I know what I am and what I am not, so I decided to just go for a literal interpretation, lol.

AKA, I am a literally a rusty hook. Fear me, fish.

Fear me.

What arbitrary thing are you, Matty?
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Being a dirty hooker sounds more fun than being a box of hangers.
 
The one question I had a hard time answering was what would you like your bathtub filled with. Naturally I wanted to say whisky but then I was like why? Its not like Im going to drink whisky out of a bathtub ever. So I opted for herbal tea. Simply because I have never taken a bath in herbal tea. I think thats why I am a squirrel though I am not sure how it correlates.
 
Fat squirrels rule!
 
You got: A Bunch Of Dead AA Batteries

You’re a bunch of dead AA batteries! What are we gonna do with you?
You’re always around. Cheerfully peeking out of junk drawers. You may
be out of power, but at least you’re ubiquitous.
 
Lol...

You got: The Baha Men

You’re the Baha Men! You’ve made your mark on history with one very important question. A question that may never really have an answer. You’re always solving dog-related mysteries.
 
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