Shitty Horoscopes

[Asa]

I may change my avatar to this:

 

[Free]

I may change my avatar to this:

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I find it to be a bittersweet yet especially beautiful sentiment. Go for it, girl!

 

[acd]

I may change my avatar to this:

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That is not a shitty horoscope at all!

 

[Sandie33]

Pisces (February 19 to March 20)

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Love em!! ❤

I'd like the fish skelleton on a tee shirt! (I just might, giving ctedit to the oa of course)

Thanks @Free, these are too cool, and so are you

 

[Peppermint]

Some of these are scarily deep....like the grave I dig for myself.

 

[ZcM4xzkjgzCjytBc]

Some of these are scarily deep....like the grave I dig for myself.

*puts @Peppermint down in a shallow grave because she wears her regrets like a bodybag everyday*

 

[Peppermint]

*puts @Peppermint down in a shallow grave because she wears her regrets like a bodybag everyday*

Thank God it's a shallow one!

 

[ZcM4xzkjgzCjytBc]

Thank God it's a shallow one!

That's the spirit!

 

[ZcM4xzkjgzCjytBc]

Capricorn (December 22-January 19)

I'M IMMORTAL!

 

[Free]

I'M IMMORTAL!

"The body is rot waiting to happen."

-ruji

 

[Wyote]

Lies! Deceit!

 

[Peppermint]

I relate with these the most (as per my natal)

 

[Peppermint]

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

Scorpio is kinda apt for me, lol.

Here are some more shitty zodiac signs:

I'm balls!

 

[acd]

I'm balls!

You were destined to be a pervert.
I'm a novelty bass :-/

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

I'm a novelty bass :-/

*sighs*
You were destined to be loud when mounted...

Sorry...

destined to be a pervert

 

[acd]

*sighs*
You were destined to be loud when mounted...

Sorry...

Ok..well played, sir.

 

[Peppermint]

I'm balls!

deez nuts

you and me both

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

Ok..well played, sir.

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

deez nuts

you and me both

Like two balls in a sac...