- Dec 23, 2008
"decaffeinated coffee is like sex without penetration. What is the fucking point?"
I like the taste but I'm sensitive to caffeine =(
I have a bunch of favorite quotes, but most of them I didn't make up.
"From my experience, anyone that reads Atlas Shrugged is an asshole for a time period ranging from 6 months to the rest of their life."
"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."
"All love is delusional. Lovers just happen to be living under the same delusion."
"As a libertarian, I love how libertarians get ridiculed for, basically, wanting other people to have the freedom to ridicule them."
"Unless you're an unborn fetus, Republicans could give a shit about your health."
"To see an entire city, you must look from its edge."
"God, give us grace to accept with serenity the things that cannot be changed, courage to change the things that should be changed, and the wisdom to distinguish the one from the other."
"Count no man happy till he dies, free of pain at last."