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If life gives you...

That means I would have won a lottery! :m186: so I would... invite all my dear ones to have some fun~ :mhula:

If life gives you a parrot...
 
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Give them to someone with larger feet.

If life becomes overwhelming from lack of help
 
speak up

if life gives you traffic lights
 
If life gives you traffic lights, drive further out of town.

If life gives you two children lost at sea...
 
Take it and run like the wind.

If life gives you rhubarb and a small leg of lamb
 
If life gives you rhubarb and a small leg of lamb

...use that to make a feast for all your loved ones to share.

If life gives you prunes and cream cheese...
 
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If life gives you lemons ...

...well, add lemon zest to that cheesecake!

If life gives you gummy worms and pie crust...
 
go on an Al Pacino film binge :3

If life gives you a spare lightbulb
 
Put it in your mouth and try to light it up like Uncle Fester!

If life gives you a box of stuffed animals...
 
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throw them in the dumpster

If life gives you yet another day
 
Use that day to take out the box of stuffed animals from the trash, sanitize them, and then donate them for kiddies.

If life gives you silly and crazy friends...
 
I would be really happy. :)

If life gives you a small cute cottage in the country...
 
Name it "stumpy."

If life gives you a Milli Vanilli CD...
 
clap out the syllables

if life gives you a box of pineapples