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If life gives you...

say good bye to your furniture lol

if life gives you a treehouse
 
...throw a treehouse warming party.

If life gives you a bonfire...
 
Tag [MENTION=680]just me[/MENTION] or muir. Their close mindedness with get everyone to stop arguing and start running.
If life gives you hard as a rock beef jerky...
 
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you deserved it.

If life gives you bad gut feelings regarding something important
 
Vomit.

If life gives you a surprisingly large amount of money...
 
pinch yourself

if life gives you sleepless nights
 
Maybe he needs some relief.

If life gives you a fishing pole and no bait
 
...write a romantic tragedy.

If life gives you one hundred one phobias...
 
Trade them in for Dalmatians, instead.

If life gives you mosquitoes
 
...deter with bug spray or kill with fire.

If life gives you flowers...
 
give them to [MENTION=11100]flower[/MENTION] - maybe stick one in her hair

If life gives you a lot of options
 
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learn how to choose wisely.

If life gives you a nasty sting...
 
Put some chaw on it.

If life gives you historical monuments to protect
 
...use them as fertilizers.

If life gives you lots of unaccomplished to-do lists...
 
love them!

if life gives you a bad memory
 
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