If life gives you...

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TinyBubbles

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If life gives you lemons...
Make lemonade.

If life gives you a cannon...
 
Fill it with confetti and have a party? :mpoke:

Then again we are introverts, so maybe we can use it to shoot ourselves out of large crowds....:m180:
 
(sigh)

If life gives you a cannon... get Cher to sing one of her 80's hits while sitting on it.

If life gives you your own airport hangar....
 
Freak it out by striving to imitate whatever it says.

If life gives you a keyboard without any working vowel keys.....
 
If life gives you a keyboard without any working vowel keys.....

...make everything you write a game of hangman.


If life gives you soggy shoes...
 
If life gives you soggy shoes...

... go puddle jumping, there's no excuse not to since your shoes are already wet.



If life gives you a broken down car...
 
If life gives you a broken down car... call AAA and tip the tow truck driver generously.



If live gives you a bag of potato chips...
 
Sit down on your sofa, flip on Hannibal and binge eat them while binge watching tv.


I life gives you a pile of change...
 
... don't play with it in your pocket. Please.

If life gives you a certain something which is irresistible to neighborhood cats...
 
say what said:
Turn on the radio and express your freedom through your limbs!


If life gives you a hairy back...
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call him your brother.

If life gives you broken bones...
 
Sorry!!

If life gives you a broken heart...
 
Find someone to fix it, or do without one.

If life gives you nasty in-laws...
 
...throw them at people you don't like!

If life gives you a hippo...
 
Breathe; breathe.

If life gives you love...
 
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