I will recommend a bad movie for you

[noisebloom]

@Daustus

[Antitrust] may not succeed as the suspenseful techno-barrage it aspires to be, but it's almost certainly one of the best unintentional coder comedies of the new millennium.

 

[noisebloom]

@Ren

Although produced under the title Goblins and conceived as a comedy,[2] the American producers and distributors were skeptical about its chances to succeed, and market it as a horror and as a sequel to the 1986 film Troll.[3] However, the two films have no connection, and goblins, not trolls, appear. The film's production was rife with difficulties, largely due to the language barrier between the Italian-speaking crew and English-speaking cast, and producer Joe D'Amato's approach to low-budget film making. The resulting film is considered by some as one of the worst movies ever made.

The script—began as a way for director Claudio Fragasso's wife, Rosella Drudi, to express her frustration with several of her friends becoming vegetarians, which she claimed "pissed [her] off.

 

[flower]

What is your MBTI type?
- INFJ

How patient are you when it comes to bad movies?
2. A little patient

How familiar are you with movies widely considered the worst?
2. Pretty familiar

How do you want to feel during/after you watch a bad movie?
1. I want to laugh

Which kind of bad movie would you prefer watching?
3. I want to watch one of the worst movies ever made

How do you feel about 90s action/thriller films?
1. They were so edgy and cool!

 

[noisebloom]

Also, if the in-house expert knows about this, is Master of Disguise worth checking out?

I haven't seen this one. It occurs to me that this movie may be in a category that I actively avoid at all costs, i.e. bad comedies. I'm not exactly sure why I avoid them, but I suspect that I find that really unsuccessful comedies make me especially uncomfortable/awkward... I find that messed up narratives and poor dialogue to be funny/interesting, but when jokes fall flat, I just want to gtfo asap

 

[Daustus]

@Daustus

[Antitrust] may not succeed as the suspenseful techno-barrage it aspires to be, but it's almost certainly one of the best unintentional coder comedies of the new millennium.

YAS! Lol I'll try to hunt this down. Right up my alley.

 

[noisebloom]

YAS! Lol I'll try to hunt this down. Right up my alley.

It's soooo bad

 

[Ren]

I haven't seen this one. It occurs to me that this movie may be in a category that I actively avoid at all costs, i.e. bad comedies. I'm not exactly sure why I avoid them, but I suspect that I find that really unsuccessful comedies make me especially uncomfortable/awkward... I find that messed up narratives and poor dialogue to be funny/interesting, but when jokes fall flat, I just want to gtfo asap

This scene is kinda gold though:

 

[noisebloom]

This scene is kinda gold though:

omg i kind of wanted to die the entire time i watched that

 

[noisebloom]

@flower - The previously recommended Fateful Findings and Miami Connection are great candidates for funny movies that are arguably the worst ever made, but this one is another hidden gem that I found laughably terrible...

The film is one of several direct-to-video family films directed by David DeCoteau under the pseudonym Mary Crawford. It was shot in three days in the same mansion as director DeCoteau's 1313 series.[3] Eric Roberts' dialogue was recorded in 15 minutes.

 

[flower]

@flower - The previously recommended Fateful Findings and Miami Connection are great candidates for funny movies that are arguably the worst ever made, but this one is another hidden gem that I found laughably terrible...

The film is one of several direct-to-video family films directed by David DeCoteau under the pseudonym Mary Crawford. It was shot in three days in the same mansion as director DeCoteau's 1313 series.[3] Eric Roberts' dialogue was recorded in 15 minutes.

Lolol, awesome.

 

[acd]

omg i kind of wanted to die the entire time i watched that

Same but out of morbid curiosity I couldn't look away.

 

[Ren]

Same but out of morbid curiosity I couldn't look away.

Lmao that's exactly it

"Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club?"

 

[Ren]

@noisebloom I think you would look good in that turtle costume. Care to take a pic and share?

 

[noisebloom]

Lmao that's exactly it

"Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club?"

I will admit that sometimes I have a desire (only subconsciously explicable) to watch something that I am downright ashamed of- that has some sort of a primal allure. However, I don't once remember being satisfied by having done so...

 

[Ren]

I will admit that sometimes I have a desire (only subconsciously explicable) to watch something that I am downright ashamed of- that has some sort of a primal allure. However, I don't once remember being satisfied by having done so...

lol, yeah I experience that too sometimes.

I would lie if I said I've never been tempted to lay my hands on the notorious Freddy got fingered.

 

[noisebloom]

lol, yeah I experience that too sometimes.

I would lie if I said I've never been tempted to lay my hands on the notorious Freddy got fingered.

I remember watching an analysis video of that one a couple years ago that alleges that the movie is brilliant (IIRC an INTJ friend of mine asserted something similar):

 

[noisebloom]

@noisebloom I think you would look good in that turtle costume. Care to take a pic and share?

Spoiler: here ya go

 

[Ren]

Spoiler: here ya go

View attachment 69363

Lmao, brilliant.

We made it into the Turtle Club noise!

 

[noisebloom]

Lmao, brilliant.

sometimes my photoshop skills amaze myself, even

 

[Daustus]

I remember watching an analysis video of that one a couple years ago that alleges that the movie is brilliant (IIRC an INTJ friend of mine asserted something similar):

I would make a claim that the author of this video does not truly understand comedy.