[NSFW] I Love Introverts

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InvisibleJim

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How do you love introverts?

I love introverts on the deck of my yacht.

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With my fists.
 
How DON'T I!? ;)
 
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I love an introvert sitting next to me on a plane. (I hate being trapped next to an extrovert 35,000 ft. up!)
 
With every fiber of my being and beyond...
 
I am Last and I love introverts.

I love introverts in a box
I love introverts on the rocks
I love them wearing yellow socks, replacing shocks, in great big flocks.
I love them in a boat, on a moat, with a goat.
I love them covered in butter and jam.

I love introverts Last I am.
 
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I am Last and I love introverts.

I love introverts in a box
I love introverts on the rocks
I love them wearing yellow socks, replacing shocks, in great big flocks.
I love them in a boat, on a moat, with a goat.
I love them covered in butter and jam.

I love introverts Last I am.
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:bounce:
 
Last said:
I am Last and I love introverts.

I love introverts in a box
I love introverts on the rocks
I love them wearing yellow socks, replacing shocks, in great big flocks.
I love them in a boat, on a moat, with a goat.
I love them covered in butter and jam.

I love introverts Last I am.
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estupendo!

*coughs* here's my continuation, in assent, less talented:

love'em too, yabba dabba do.
can do anything to them
yabba dabba when
I lik'em
yabba!
they won't even know
dabba do.
what hit'em
 
paradanmellow said:
estupendo!

*coughs* here's my continuation, in assent, less talented:

love'em too, yabba dabba do.
can do anything to them
yabba dabba when
I lik'em
yabba!
they won't even know
dabba do.
what hit'em
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My love for introverts burns so strong,
like a thousand lovely womens thongs.

I love seeing introverts smiling with glee.
As it's not a very common thing to see.

I look up and down and upside down!
But I am never ever able to see them around.

These introverts I love so much right now,
come out from your rooms and please show me how.

<3

A poem composed in 1 minute.

Love, Free Mind. :m083: I LOVE FISH!
 
*somber tones*

Oh introvert, Oh introvert
How do I love thee
Let me counts the ways
I love thee more than the introvertedness in your introverted introversion
More than the I in intro and more than the v in vert
Oh, my love
My heart
Mi amore
The introvert
How I love thee . . . *hands clasped over chest*

*ends somber tone*

*takes bow*
 
I love introverts dropped into the middle of a large gathering, walled in with the throng, with their only hope of escape being that they have to converse in depth with with each of the hundred extroverts (and they're all extroverts) that are surrounding them, their incessant chatting (not that all Es are chatty, but a hundred together...) reaching a fever pitch shortly so that the introverts scarcely have a chance to think, let alone carry on a conversation.

I also love them dipped in chocolate. <3
 
I love dead introverts.
 
I prefer the soft song of wind to the incessant croaking of frogs and chirpa-chirp-chirps of nighttime birds - does that count?
Humans are human and, generally, I like humans. Especially with tea.

(Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.)
 
I love introverts when they make those panicky faces when I snoop their shit

..when they talk really quietly in the classroom and the teacher asks them to repeat themselves multiple times and the entire class is fixated on them and they get embarrassed

..when I act like a loud retard in public and they tell me to stfu

..when they act really reserved in public then when we're alone together we do the lovely lovely and it makes me feel spesh ♥
 
I create imaginary worlds for us to play in together.

We don't hate interaction, it's just hard to keep up.
 
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