I want to read your stories, but I thought I'd get started with one of mine. I was in my early 20's, and buying something that required I show my ID. The casheir looked at my ID, and said, "Your name is Rose??!!?? Were you named after the chick on the Titanic??? The movie had come out a year ago. I was in my early 20's. I replied, seriously, "Why Yes. It was very astute of you to notice." and left. I wondered 1, if she knew what the word astute meant, and 2, how long it would take her to catch my sarcasm, and 3) how long it would take for her to realize this was one of the stupidest things she may have ever said.... Anyone else have a funny story like this?