Fictional Characters for President

[hush]

Spoiler

 

[Professor Snep]

Spoiler

 

[just me]

 

[Eventhorizon]

So...John Kerry?

 

[just me]

Who is John Kerry??

 

[Eventhorizon]

Who is John Kerry??

 

[Lurk]

No figurehead.

Just a governing body.

 

[Lurk]

Which pony are you?

Clydesdale pony

 

[Reason]

Dr. Weird

 

[invisible]

Jordan Peterson. Oh wait, he's real. OMG, I just realised he's really real. This gibbering ranting rambling ignorant arrogant excuse for a public academic is actually really really real. Like as real as you and me. How did he get into the scholarly establishment? And it's even believable that he could become president. What am I doing on this planet? Someone get me out of here. Kill me. Nitrogen gas. Anything. Please.

 

[Professor Snep]

Jordan Peterson. Oh wait, he's real. OMG, I just realised he's really real. This gibbering ranting rambling ignorant arrogant excuse for a public academic is actually really really real. Like as real as you and me. How did he get into the scholarly establishment? And it's even believable that he could become president. What am I doing on this planet? Someone get me out of here. Kill me. Nitrogen gas. Anything. Please.

 

[invisible]

Please don't make Jordan Peterson President.

 

[Professor Snep]

Please don't make Jordan Peterson President.

But do make him the Canadian PM?

 

[invisible]

But do make him the Canadian PM?

My posting was silly. I regret it. But I have to live with it now. FML

 

[Eventhorizon]

Jordan Peterson. Oh wait, he's real. OMG, I just realised he's really real. This gibbering ranting rambling ignorant arrogant excuse for a public academic is actually really really real. Like as real as you and me. How did he get into the scholarly establishment? And it's even believable that he could become president. What am I doing on this planet? Someone get me out of here. Kill me. Nitrogen gas. Anything. Please.

Ummmm, you are breathing nitrogen right now. Just fyi.

 

[hush]

Ummmm, you are breathing nitrogen right now. Just fyi.

https://amp.livescience.com/62037-oklahoma-executions-nitrogen.html

It's a method of execution.

 

[Eventhorizon]

https://amp.livescience.com/62037-oklahoma-executions-nitrogen.html

It's a method of execution.

Thanks. You are breathing nitrogen right now as well. Just fyi.

 

[Wyote]

Thanks. You are breathing nitrogen right now as well. Just fyi.

And you're exhaling warmer nitrogen, you sexy beast

 

[Professor Snep]

And you're exhaling warmer nitrogen, you sexy beast

 

[Pin]

Lex Luthor

Luthor (Idris Elba)

Don Draper

James Bond (Sean Connery, Daniel Craig)