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Enlightening Wrong Answer Game: Part 2

Lock yourself in a panic room.

If tigers are stripey and leopards are spotty, what are tiger/leopard hybrid kittens?
 
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Baby.

Were lions short-changed?
 
Nah, it's beautiful without its fur blemishes...

If the sun gives you sunburn, does the moonlight heal it?

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Yes, the moonlight always walks by your heal after the sun goes down.

Why is there so much hatred in some people?
 
Because their organs aren't functioning properly.

What is the difference between living and existing?
 
Becoming.

Who is worse: the person who eats the last slice of pizza, or the person who gets in first and eats the second-last slice?
 
Buy 8 pizzas, save the last slice from each to make a new pizza, then save the last piece of that till next week. Repeat until you have a full pizza. Give first 7 slices to friends, and eat the slice from this week last. That's how you do it memphis style.

How old is the multiverse?
 
As old as you

Is it stealing to eat honey?
 
Only if it is the last of the wife's.

Flavus' question is still on the table...never really thought about that before.
 
Neither, the person that bought the pizza started this mess

Why does hearing someone laugh make us laugh?
 
We have ears in our stomachs.

Why do vagrants beg off of people's good nature?
 
Because politicians already have a monopoly over people's bad nature. It's just the dynamics of available economies.

How big can Google get?
 
Big enough to eat us.

Duck Commander or Duck Dynasty?
 
Duck commander - although the pied piper situation never appealed to me.

Who would ever shoot fish in a barrel?
 
People who hate conformity.

When is someone a dragon?
 
when carpooling is more expensive then flying coach

why do i get so hungry?
 
Because a foot in the mouth is not filling.

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
 
for the same reason people leave cookies out for santa

Why can't everyone just get along?
 
Because we're all animals.
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Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?
 
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Picking Variant.

Where did the word 'booger' come from?
 
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