Enlightening Wrong Answer Game: Part 2

[Stu]

When facts are lazy and facts are late.

Is is getting warm in here?

 

[La Sagna]

Depends if you believe in spontaneous human combustion.

Why can't money buy happiness?

 

[Icedream]

Because money is inanimate. Why would it need happiness anyway?

Who will buy my sweet red roses?

 

[Wildfire]

Trained apes.

What can't be overstated?

 

[Stu]

The importance of being Earnest.

Can we live on rocks?

 

[Eventhorizon]

Now.

Where is Iran getting all the billions of dollars to sponsor so many proxy wars, when there are already sanctions placed against them?

Well Obama certainly contributed to that.

 

[Eventhorizon]

I think some can certainly live "on the rocks".

If nothing is real, does it also mean the fact nothing is real is also not real?

 

[Stu]

Well Obama certainly contributed to that.

And your question is....(the game is answer and then ask)

 

[Icedream]

this isn't a politics thread you dolt

 

[Stu]

Hardly

Who can tell when the wind is blowing?

 

[Littlelissa]

The cats whiskers


What's the best country in the world?

 

[Eventhorizon]

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And your question is....(the game is answer and then ask)

Um you saw my post after that one. Pretty hard to miss.

 

[Stu]

AMURICA

Can every chance occurrence be interpreted as a slight?

 

[Littlelissa]

If you want to interpret it that way, but wouldn't that be a shame?

What one thing would you save if your house was on fire (thing not person, they're all out safe).

 

[just me]

fire extinguisher

Who will tie my tie?

 

[Lurk]

fire extinguisher

Who will tie my tie?

A child in China ties it, then affixes a clip for you.

What's the point in higher wages if nothing is affordable?

 

[Wildfire]

For starters, we're gonna need to be able to distinguish between a circle and a spiral.

What resonates?

 

[noisebloom]

What resonates?

String... cheese.

How does electricity work?

 

[Stu]

Two & three quarters parts Gin, one sixteenth part dry vermouth, stirred with large icecubes, then strained into a chilled stemmed glass garnish with three olives.

Can I get an Amen?

 

[Wildfire]

Sorry, no, I can't seem to find one.

Now should I really leave no stone unturned?