You can be found humping thick stacks of expensive reports 'after-hours' and then distributing them to your co-workers the next morning? Damn @the.
Now...I'm not saying that this was probably the cause of your past unemployment, The, but...I'm saying that this was probably the cause of your past unemployment.
And I don't know which one I am. I see a little of myself in all of them. (Universal asshole. Yay.)
oh you you chose special snowflake. How surprising.